Legal Paperwork… Without the Legal Price Tag

Representing yourself in court? Brave. Bold. Maybe slightly chaotic.
But don’t worry — we’re here to make the paperwork part way less painful.

At Assurance Consulting & Counseling, LLC, we help you tackle all the legal documents that look like they were written by someone who hasn’t spoken to an actual human since 1982.

• Divorce petitions (goodbye forever papers)
   
• Custody filings
   
• Paternity filings
   
• Child support calculations (math… but with feelings)
   
• Modifications when life changes
   
• Motions, orders, affidavits — all the dramatic stuff
   
• Protective orders
   
• Guardianship paperwork
   
• Court timelines and summaries
   
• Organizing evidence so it doesn’t look like you brought “a pile of screenshots and vibes”
   
• Coordinating process service
   
• Notary services
   

Because we make legal paperwork:

✔️ Understandable
✔️ Organized
✔️ Affordable
✔️ Slightly less soul-crushing

And no, you don’t have to deal with an attorney billing you $300 to “review your email.”

Need help at 2 a.m.?
Remembered a deadline while doom-scrolling?
Suddenly realized your ex filed something messy?
We’ve got you.

We are NOT attorneys.
We do NOT give legal advice.
We DO make your paperwork look like you actually know what you’re doing.

Dear Attorneys,
We see you.
Buried under motions, discovery deadlines, and clients who “forgot to send that document” for the 37th time.

Good news:

Assurance Consulting & Counseling, LLC is here to rescue you from your own caseload.
(And yes, we work faster than your last legal intern.)

• Draft legal documents that don’t require you to rewrite them from scratch
   
• Organize exhibits so they don’t look like the client printed them at 3 a.m.
   
• Manage discovery without crying
   
• Prepare child support computations
   
• Create timelines and summaries your judge will actually understand
   
• Handle your Pro Se-adjacent clients so you don’t have to
   
• Coordinate process service with people who actually find the defendants
   
• Provide counseling support for clients who need therapy BEFORE they email you again
   

Basically, we’re the support staff you wish you hired —

but without payroll, health insurance, or existential dread.

✔️ Fast turnaround
✔️ Zero drama
✔️ We answer emails
✔️ Affordable
✔️ We keep your clients calmer than coffee ever could

If your clients need emotional support, legal paperwork help, OR someone to explain what “discovery” means for the 4th time —
we’ve got it covered.
Freeing you to do what you do best:
bill hours and look important in court.

📞 Attorney partnerships available — we promise not to steal your stapler.

Look, we love helping you through the paperwork, the stress, the emotional rollercoasters, and the “why is my ex like this?” moments…
But sometimes your situation requires an attorney who went to law school on purpose.

Good news:

We know the good ones.
Not the ones who never return calls, charge $500 to blink, or act like explaining things is optional.

• ✔️ They answer the phone (shocking, we know)
   
• ✔️ They don’t gaslight you with legal jargon
   
• ✔️ They actually care about your case
   
• ✔️ They understand emotions happen — especially in family law
   
• ✔️ They won’t bankrupt you faster than your divorce already is
   

We only work with attorneys who:

• Have integrity
   
• Are good humans
   
• Know their stuff
   
• Don’t make us roll our eyes
   

And trust us… we’ve met all kinds.

Because finding a good attorney on your own is like online dating:
lots of profiles, questionable reviews, and questionable choices.

Let us save you the heartbreak.

📞 Need one? Just ask.
We’ll match you with the right attorney —
the kind who won’t make you cry (more than necessary).